May 19th

I like to drink soup from a box

I don't mind if it drips on my socks

although I might slurp

or occasion'ly burp

I'm bummed to drench my fake beard locks.

May 18th, 2021

It's Tuesday, it's raining in P-Town

I'm thankful I'm not headed downtown

I'm safe and secure

though my day is a blur

which is better than normal, handsdown

May 17th, 2021

And while today may seem a bit taxing

(pun intended) I need a good waxing

While the pandemic is looming

I've been lax in the grooming

Otherwise, the whole thing's been relaxing

May 16th, 2021

Its true that I like coffee black

and reusing the grinds is my knack

I run water through

several times in the queue

until a dark color they lack

May 15th, 2021

Twinkies are back, goodness sakes,

the sugary snack no one bakes

I pity the fool

who thinks them not cool

Does Mr. T eat golden cakes?

May 14th, 2021

Yesterday we got our first shot

Now I feel like we're part of the plot

If Bill Gates is behind

how I feel misaligned

I would give it no further thought.

May 13th, 2021

I went to a convention and sat

for hours waiting for Mister 'Shat'

In between yawns

I saw lots of Klingons

methinks i need a tin foil hat.

May 12th, 2021

I once saw a Morris go dance

I once had a frog down my pants

but until you imbue

something sensible, too

I'm afraid that we'll end up in France

May 11th, 2021

What day is it, sir, I forget

I don't know if I'm really upset

Now that my TV

is completely carefree

I never miss Carol Burnette

May 10th,

Know I of a snake named Ssssnerchase

Who was prone to stare off into space.

It occurred to him thus,

when he took off his truss,

that he's just a tube sock with a face.

May 9th, 2021

So it's the big day for our Moms

Which is good for the flower dot coms

It's no stress at all

Unless you've dropped the ball

On one of the last greeting card CD roms

May 8th, 2021

It's Saturday, I don't want to tweet

I'm tired all the way to my feet

This coffee won't help

Maybe I'll try kelp

Or possibly go back to meat.

May 7th, 2021

My friend Jimmy's a bit of a toad

Who fancies himself quite the load

Of muscles to flex

With big, glistening pecks

And the persona of a commode

May 6th, 2021

Now don't get me wrong, Mr. Glenn

I love a good snack now and then

But to call this concoction

Of chock, graham and toxin,

A snack was a crime way back when

May 5th, 2021

My cats eye tends to go left

So this game should be considered theft

For it's because of the wobble

I fear you shall gobble

my marble, which is sadly bereft.

May 4th, 2021

There once was a guy in support

Who had trouble keeping a cohort

He thought for a bit

Is it my breath? Should I quit?

Or did I just plug into the wrong port?